Well...I'm trying to keep the tasteless jokes to a minimum today...last night in town and everything. So this might not be the jokefest it rightly should be.

I won't be a sap, so I won't say a word about what the day means and all that jazz. So unless my day's activities take me much less time than I expect them too, this is our Xanga goodbye.

Keep it real.

i have less subscribers to my site than any of the people i know who write on xanga. for a second i thought that my lack of xanga popularity was a knock on my own comedic writing ability...but then i realized that no one is going to read anything online that isn't about emotional turmoil. and rather than take the already well trodden road of making a mockery of all the tight-jeaned sweater vest wearing "sensitive" kids out there, i'll just expect a fanbase after i'm dead. that's when true artists get their due, isn't it?

So here's the closest thing to anything personal that has ever or probably will ever be posted here...with only 3 days left until I move out to go to college, I'm left with a singular problem. My tolerance for people, especially new ones, is at it's lowest point of all time. For those of you that completely lack cognitive ability, I'll point out that college is forced social interaction on a mass scale, especially when you have 3 roommates. Two tastes that do not taste great together. Ah well.

I tried to add one of those "Xanga Skins" I read so much about. It seemed easy, and I thought I did it right.

Once again I have failed.

READER POLL!!!!!

Everyone is invited to the endless fun known as Andy's Reader Poll. If I know my fanbase, right now you're probably asking, "But Andy, what is a reader poll, and why is this toaster plug in my ass?", while furrowing your stupid, stupid brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation. Well, here's what's up my beloved subnormals: I ask you all a question, and you all answer, via the handy "comment" button you may see below this post if you haven't already trailed off into a drooling, medicated oblivion. Question for today is:

How hot am I?? 

Rules: YOU MUST USE THE RATING SYSTEM BELOW. Assign a number, and then give me whatever comments you may have. Remember, I have the ability to delete your comments...so don't fuck with me. Unless you're hot, female, and promiscuous. In which case, fuck away!

THE RATING SCALE

1(Dryer Sheets)---2---3---4---5(Well crafted Halloween Mask)---6---7---8---9---10(Johnny Depp)

Enjoy.

Families of people who died in the 9/11 attack are suing Saudi Arabian royalty, banks, and Islamic associations for trillions of dollars.

Now, before I go on, I want you to read that first sentence again. Ok...one more time. Did your head explode? Not yet? One more time, so you can really let the unchecked, grotesque idiocy of the American public flow through your mind.

Families of people who died in the 9/11 attack are suing Saudi Arabian royalty, banks, and Islamic associations for trillions of dollars.

Why won't everybody just die already?